I’m so fucking weird
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I develop crushes easily.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.
this was the most frustrating episode ever for me and spongebob
"I drink to forget about the time I waved at someone waving to the person behind me"
reblog if your huge dick causes daily problems for you